It’s high school all over again! Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage) is in love with the woman that gets murdered in Girl On A Train (Haley Bennett) but can’t quite get out of the friendzone. Based on Cyrano de Bergerac a play written in 1897 by Edmond Rostand (one no doubt you were assigned in high school,) you watch the original love triangle and how it all turns out. This movie was a lot and I’m glad I saw it on a discounted movie night. As an added twist it’s a musical and can I just say no. It was nominated for costumes and I’ll just say that and Peter Dinklage are the only good things about this 2 hours and 3 minutes.
Rating: 1/5