Indy versus the Nazis! Again! Indiana Jones in 1944, at the very end of World War 2, finds half of a sacred artifact. Fast forward thirty years and an old Dr. Jones is thrust in the crossfire of an old enemy wanting the artifact and his goddaughter trying to take it for her own glory. … Continue reading Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Number of episodes: 8 Arnold Schwarzenegger just retired from the CIA but is asked to do one last assignment. He’s in the middle of being undercover when he sees his daughter there! Unbeknownst to him, she’s been in the CIA this whole time. Despite their desperate need for therapy, they’re put on the same team … Continue reading Fubar
Flamin' Hot Cheetos, a snack we all know and love. Well, the idea sure didn't come from a white guy! Enter Richard Montañez, a Mexican-American who wanted to provide for his family. After getting a job as a janitor at the Frito-Lay plant in southern California, he came up with an idea for types of … Continue reading Flamin’ Hot
Finally a live action worthy of the hype!! Disney stayed true to the original but with some modern additions. Songs were added to help with plot holes and much-needed character development. I loved it and think Halle Bailey did a fantastic job as this iconic princess. Of course, the whole thing wasn’t perfect but casting … Continue reading Little Mermaid
Based on the book by Judy Blume, eleven-year old Margaret Simon just wants to be a normal fourth grader. She wants to have friends, grow boobs, and get her period. Throughout her wants and wishes, she talks to God. Told she doesn’t need to choose a religion until she’s older, she starts exploring different religions … Continue reading Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret.
WAHOO, ever wondered the origin story of the Super Mario Brothers? Well have no fear because Illumination Studios is here. Mario and Luigi are brothers who are trying to make a life out of being plumbers when a twist of events ends them up in Nintendo world. Desperate to find his brother, Mario, with the … Continue reading Super Mario Bros
Not a whole lot I can say without ruining anything so I’ll do my best. Michelle Yeoh is a rundown mom, wife, daughter, and business owner. On top of all of that she’s getting audited by the IRS. Her trip down there with her receipts ends up leading her on a wild (and I do … Continue reading Everything Everywhere All At Once
Warning: if you get uncomfortable with awkward situations avoid this movie Jonah Hill wants to marry Eddie Murphy's daughter and Elaine from Seinfeld is Jonah's mom. If that doesn't set the scene for an hour of uncomfortable giggles I don't know what will. The dry banter takes a toll when it starts effecting Hill and … Continue reading You People
*Show is still airing* Number of episodes: 10 (new episodes premiere on Wednesdays) I didn’t want to like this. If it wasn’t Nick Cage running around a national monument I didn’t want it. However, after watching a few episodes, I was pleasantly surprised. If you watched the movies you'll appreciate the plot. Agent Sadusky leaves … Continue reading National Treasure: Edge of History
Trying to save someone can be difficult, especially if they catch on. Spirited is a musical Christmas Carol where Ryan Reynolds is the one that’s trying to be saved by the ghost of Christmas present (Will Farrell) and things don’t go according to plan. This was a really creative and fresh take on a Christmas … Continue reading Spirited
If the reboots and sequels from the past few years have annoyed you then just skip this one. Still with me? Essentially this is Enchanted 2, Amy Adams and the rest of the original cast is back showing you what can happen after the “happily ever after.” In her case that’s raising a teenager and … Continue reading Disenchanted
High school, but it's the birthplace of fairy tales and is plagued with mysterious dark magic….welcome to The School for Good and Evil! Based on the beloved YA book, Sophie and Agatha want to escape their town but Sophie’s great idea brings them both to the SFGAE. But instead of going into the schools that … Continue reading The School for Good and Evil
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