Remember when you first watched Home Alone and all of the pranks happened to Harry and Marv and you tell yourself "no one would survive that." Well, rational thinker, you'll be happy to know that Violent Night is nothing but realistic. Santa aka Hopper from Stranger Things (David Harbour) is delivering presents to a nice … Continue reading Violent Night
Tag: Holiday
Spirited
Trying to save someone can be difficult, especially if they catch on. Spirited is a musical Christmas Carol where Ryan Reynolds is the one that’s trying to be saved by the ghost of Christmas present (Will Farrell) and things don’t go according to plan. This was a really creative and fresh take on a Christmas … Continue reading Spirited
A Castle For Christmas
Yikes on bikes this one was tough to stomach. 80s icon, Brooke Shields, is an author in need of an escape and travels to Scotland to visit the town where her dad grew up. Long story short, she tries to buy a castle but the current tenant, a jerk duke, tries to get her to … Continue reading A Castle For Christmas
Single All The Way
Next on my Christmas cringe movie journey, a much less complicated and more gay Made of Honor. Mark from Ugly Betty, Michael Urie, and newcomer Philemon Chambers play best friends who travel to Urie's hometown for Christmas. Upon arrival Peter (Urie) is set up on a blind date, while his whole family can see Nick … Continue reading Single All The Way
Love Hard
It’s the season for Netflix original Christmas movies. First up is Love Hard featuring Nina Dobrev and Jimmy O. Yang. Dobrev is a writer that falls in love with a boy online and surprises him for Christmas only to find out she’s been catfished. There’s many predictable plot points and a couple of so-cringey-you-have-to-leave-the room … Continue reading Love Hard
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