WAHOO, ever wondered the origin story of the Super Mario Brothers? Well have no fear because Illumination Studios is here. Mario and Luigi are brothers who are trying to make a life out of being plumbers when a twist of events ends them up in Nintendo world. Desperate to find his brother, Mario, with the … Continue reading Super Mario Bros
Tetris. The game that you grew up with and was available everywhere you went. But how did that happen? Meet Henk Rogers (Taron Egerton), an American that lives in Japan, and just wants to find the next big thing. Well lucky for him, that turned out to be Tetris. Instantly he knows it’s a hit … Continue reading Tetris
Rita Moreno, Sally Field, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin are in this. Oh you need more reasons to see it? Okay fine. Loosely based on a true story, four die-hard Patriots fans who are obsessed with Tom Brady do everything they can to make it to Super Bowl LI. They make they’re way to Houston … Continue reading 80 for Brady
I couldn’t not see it. I’ve made a point to see most of the Marvel movies in theaters so I had to. Paul Rudd is just trying to have a normal life but that's hard when your family is sending signals to the Quantum Realm…they all end up getting sucked in and have to find … Continue reading Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
Rom-com legends of movies past have united to bring you a delightful new movie. Reese Witherspoon and Ashton Kutcher are best friends who spend a week living in each others’ homes. Sounds easy enough until the suppressed feelings of the last 20 years force them to decide if they really like each other or not. … Continue reading Your Place Or Mine
Warning: if you get uncomfortable with awkward situations avoid this movie Jonah Hill wants to marry Eddie Murphy's daughter and Elaine from Seinfeld is Jonah's mom. If that doesn't set the scene for an hour of uncomfortable giggles I don't know what will. The dry banter takes a toll when it starts effecting Hill and … Continue reading You People
This Oscar-nominated dramedy takes place in three parts. Primarily it follows Carl and Yaya, a young and attractive couple trying to navigate their relationship. Then we follow them on a yacht for a vacation. Accompanied by a wild (and I do mean wild) cast of characters, we see their trip unfold. Woody Harrelson is the … Continue reading Triangle of Sadness
A remote island destination wedding with pirates and Jennifer Coolidge. Josh Duhamel and JLo are about to get married when all their guests are held hostage… not ideal but it’s pretty hilarious! There's plenty of action and violence for those thrill seekers, and strangely will still make you want to go to the Phillippines. I … Continue reading Shotgun Wedding
Warning: wholesome content Based on the book by Paul Gallico, Mrs. Harris is a cleaning lady in the 1920s in London. Her life has been dull and uneventful until she gets an idea. Why not splurge on a pretty Christian Dior dress! The catch: she can only get it in Paris. Her journey to get … Continue reading Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris
Don’t you hate when someone doesn’t want to be your friend anymore. On the remote island off the shores of Ireland in the 1920s, two best friends are at odds but only one knows why. Collin Farrell plays the dumped friend and it’s entertaining to watch him try and win his friend (Mad-Eye Moody from … Continue reading Banshees of Inisherin
Remember when you first watched Home Alone and all of the pranks happened to Harry and Marv and you tell yourself "no one would survive that." Well, rational thinker, you'll be happy to know that Violent Night is nothing but realistic. Santa aka Hopper from Stranger Things (David Harbour) is delivering presents to a nice … Continue reading Violent Night
Julia Roberts and George Clooney together again! This time they're divorced parents hellbent on stopping their daughter (Kaitlyn Dever; Booksmart and Rosaline) from getting married. They don't get along but are putting aside their differences to prevent Lily from making the same mistake they did. Fair warning, you will want to go to Bali. It … Continue reading Ticket to Paradise
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