Lindsay Lohan’s back for a pleasant holiday rom-com. Avery goes to spend the holidays with her boyfriend’s family only to find her ex, whom she hasn’t seen in years, Logan (Ian Harding/Ezra Fitz from Pretty Little Liars) there cause he’s dating the sister. In a twist they decide to team up, Logan will help Avery … Continue reading Our Little Secret
We all know the story of Frosty the Snowman, the ice sculpture that came to life after accessories were placed on him. Well, this time we have a local diner owner who puts a magical scarf on a snowman and he, you guessed it, comes to life! Getting the adoration from not just Kathy/Grethen Weiners/Lacey … Continue reading Hot Frosty
Buckle up cause this isn't your grandma's Hallmark movie! Ashley (Britt Robertson, The Longest Ride) was fired from being a Jingle Bell (I'm assuming this is like a Rockette but Netflix couldn't get the copyright) and decides to come home to her Midwestern hometown for the holidays. Well this being a true Hallmark-styled holiday movie, … Continue reading The Merry Gentlemen
Santa's been kidnapped the day before Christmas by a mythical villain, and it's up to the head E.L.F (The Rock) and an international tracker (Captain America) to help find him. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Chris Evans are an unlikely pairing but I think it works! Both have great deadpan humor which translates well to … Continue reading Red One
Full family Freaky Friday and it’s pretty fun! An interview for Yale, a championship soccer game, a big pitch at work, and band performance. The perfect storm! Jennifer Garner and Ed Helms are the parents that don’t understand their kids and after a mysterious telescope causes them to switch places, it’s mayhem from there. I … Continue reading Family Switch
Carter, the heir to a wine empire, is sent to Los Santos, CA in order to find out who is the competition for a vineyard sale. Of course, the place he finds to stay is in the realtor of the vineyard sales’ house and of course, she’s an attractive widow. Much like a Hallmark movie, … Continue reading Holiday in the Vineyards
Chris Carver (Eddie Murphy) just wants to have the perfect Christmas decor and win the local contest. However, he starts going to extra lengths when the prize is $100,000! Going into an obscure Christmas store he buys a 12 Days of Christmas display. Unbeknownst to him, he agrees to play by the rules of a … Continue reading Candy Cane Lane
Remember when you first watched Home Alone and all of the pranks happened to Harry and Marv and you tell yourself "no one would survive that." Well, rational thinker, you'll be happy to know that Violent Night is nothing but realistic. Santa aka Hopper from Stranger Things (David Harbour) is delivering presents to a nice … Continue reading Violent Night
Trying to save someone can be difficult, especially if they catch on. Spirited is a musical Christmas Carol where Ryan Reynolds is the one that’s trying to be saved by the ghost of Christmas present (Will Farrell) and things don’t go according to plan. This was a really creative and fresh take on a Christmas … Continue reading Spirited
Yikes on bikes this one was tough to stomach. 80s icon, Brooke Shields, is an author in need of an escape and travels to Scotland to visit the town where her dad grew up. Long story short, she tries to buy a castle but the current tenant, a jerk duke, tries to get her to … Continue reading A Castle For Christmas
Next on my Christmas cringe movie journey, a much less complicated and more gay Made of Honor. Mark from Ugly Betty, Michael Urie, and newcomer Philemon Chambers play best friends who travel to Urie's hometown for Christmas. Upon arrival Peter (Urie) is set up on a blind date, while his whole family can see Nick … Continue reading Single All The Way
It’s the season for Netflix original Christmas movies. First up is Love Hard featuring Nina Dobrev and Jimmy O. Yang. Dobrev is a writer that falls in love with a boy online and surprises him for Christmas only to find out she’s been catfished. There’s many predictable plot points and a couple of so-cringey-you-have-to-leave-the room … Continue reading Love Hard
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